last night florence literally held and caressed a woman’s face while gazing into her eyes and oh my goddd you could feel the sexual tension because she kept leaning closer to her like she was gonna kiss her and the girl looked so mesmerized everyone in the crowd was so jealous
you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that
If a rat showed up and made me capable of getting done all the stuff I need to get done I too would be just okay with that.
It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Just Something That They Opted Not to Spoon-feed You Because It Would Be Obvious If You Thought About It For 20 Seconds
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It May Be a Plot Hole, But It Still Works In Terms of the Story’s Themes and Character Logic
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Okay, It Is a Plot Hole, What Are You Going to Do, Cry about It?
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All Works of Fiction Represent Constructed Realities and by Demanding a Lack of Plot Holes, You Are Improperly Importing the Rules of Objective Reality into a Subjective Creation that Must Be Judged Primarily on Its Aesthetic Merits
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Dude, Just Come-up With a Headcanon Like A Normal Human Being
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Dude They Totally Explained That, It’s Not The Writer’s Fault You Have Zero Attention Span
i want u guys to know that the university of sussex is constantly graffiti’d with among us crewmates and that the university keep desperately trying to clean it off but some hero with chalk keeps going back for more. the university sign has a permanent stain on the ‘sus’ of sussex
in case you don’t believe me here is photographic evidence
this is an entirely serious institution
The thing is
Essex = east sex
Sussex = south sex
Middlesex = still recognisable in modern English
Wessex = west sex, currently composed of Wiltshire/Somerset/Dorset etc
Someone explain the lack of north sex (Nosex)
Norfolk = north fuck
It’s just a different dialect
then why do we have both a Sussex and a Suffolk?? explain
There are also six River Avons
“then why do we have both a Sussex and a Suffolk?? explain”
It’s because their names predate England- the county name Sussex comes from the Saxon kingdom of Sussex (South Saxons, because it’s the southernmost Saxon kingdom), which was then annexed by (and became a county of) Wessex in around 827CE, which eventually merged with a bunch of other kingdoms to become England.
Meanwhile, Suffolk was never its own kingdom, but along with Norfolk it was part of East Anglia- the part, sensibly enough, that formed that country’s southern border, hence why it was known as South Fuck despite being further north than Sussex by quite a bit. East Anglia then merged with Mercia, which like Sussex was eaten up by Wessex- but at that point, both counties had established names, so Big Wessex That Later Turned Into Englaland Which Evolved Into England now had two counties that were called South something, despite one not really being all that southern.
I love that in the time since Twilight was big we’ve learned that Kristen Stewart is actually a fantastic actress and super cool human being and all the hate against her was unwarranted and rooted in misogyny while also discovering Robert Pattinson is yes a good actor but also one of the weirdest people alive
honestly really hate how most of the people i follow on social media now “act” like influencers. how my friends will pose in the most outlandish poses i know they didn’t come up with and how they will film their hotel stays and beach vacation days and post it to their stories with some shitty dubstep over it like they’re filming an ad or something. how one of my friend groups gathered at this bar instead of the other because “this one will give us better pics” honestly just hate all of it
not to sound like a boomer but i miss the pictures in vacations where people would just go \o/ you know? like they literally just went “yay i’m here!” i miss that. i miss seeing the kind of pics like shitty pics my mom took of the inside of her hostel when she backpacked through europe not because she wanted to show anyone but because she wanted to remember it or the random shots of chairs and posters she just thought looked cool. i miss taking pictures with people and not thinking about my angles. i miss just doing things without performing them
to be clear this isn’t me dunking on any my friends or anyone that does this, it’s not the people that bother me it’s the cultural phenomenon. i just hate that it feels like there is one “right” way to experience things now and if you don’t do it then your experiences aren’t as valid
